Stress Relief Advocate Gifts

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

Emergency yoga

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

On holiday.

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Nervous Oral Testing

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I feel your pain."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'