Stress Management Advocate Gifts

'He's in a rut!'

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"I'm really trying not to bring my work home with me."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"I know this time of year can be stressful, but you need to remain CALM!"

Death from Overwork.

Psychiatrist stretcher

"The surgeon worked a 72 hour shift and I was his last patient..."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Late/Too Late.

Fragile stamper.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Dude. You seem tense."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Monday around 9PM.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Yoga.

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'This doesn't look good.'

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'