Stress Management Advocate Gifts

'He's in a rut!'

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

"I'm really trying not to bring my work home with me."

Where am I? Hospital. Saint Snickers. Hospital? Why? You got so mad at huge oil company profits that you passed out. Saint Snickers?! Corporate sponsor. Doctor says no yelling.

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"I know this time of year can be stressful, but you need to remain CALM!"

Death from Overwork.

Psychiatrist stretcher

"The surgeon worked a 72 hour shift and I was his last patient..."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Late/Too Late.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Fragile stamper.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"Dude. You seem tense."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Monday around 9PM.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'This doesn't look good.'

Yoga.

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy