Stress Management Champion Gifts

Coronavirus crisis

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Fragile stamper.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

Office Ergonomics.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Monday around 9PM.

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"Dude. You seem tense."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'