Stress Management Warrior Gifts

Workaholic Hotline - 'Come on now, you can do it. Just put down those annual reports and slowly back away...'

'Burnout' (head exploded).

'Can I claim the cost of my nervous breakdown as a business expense?'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

Woman is surrounded by yellow notes.

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

Panic room

'Hello, Haratty, Pearson and Smythe, messy divorce specialists!'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

'At least my blood pressure is nice and low.'

'Not caught you at a bad time,I hope,Maxwell?'

'Things are pretty crazy right now. Let me get back to you.'

After 30 years at his post without a break, everybody figured it was just a cry for help.

worrying letters

"Before you jump, I need the key to the executive washroom."

"It's his second ulcer, the one he got from his third wife."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

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