Stress Management Champion Pillows

Coronavirus crisis

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Fragile stamper.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

Office Ergonomics.

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"Have a good weekend!"

Monday around 9PM.

"Dude. You seem tense."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

White flag being waved around bosses door.

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'