Stress Management Enthusiast Pillows

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".

"Weekends I like to be able to panic without having all the distractions."

'Must you take your work home with you?'

"Two at a time, damn it, two at a time!"

Man to lady with hair straight out: 'Not easy being a driver's ed teacher, is it?'

Modern Day Stress.

'Oh he's in the office. The sign just refers to his state of mind.'

'There's nothing wrong with me yet but I'm about to sell my business and need tranquilizers in advance.'

'The boss wants to see me. It could get testy. That's where you come in. I need a body double.'

Fighting change causes your stress levels to increase...

'This is your new office.'

'You're vaarking too aard,'

"Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you lived at home?"

"Welcome aboard. Here're your ID, your door code, and your antacid."

Worried too much/Worried too little

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"Cancel any plans you had for the weekend I need some ideas for new 'work/life' policy before Monday!"

"I'd love to attend, but I'm scheduled for a nervous breakdown on the fifteenth."

Busy Screaming

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"Work has been so stressful so full on, that I thought we needed a bit of light relief."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"Oh well, that's another week done!"

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

'He never has any stress but he is a carrier.'

'You're overworked.'

"Your wife tells me that you are a workaholic."

"Sadly, my hands were always too shaky to be a barista."

Monday around 9PM.

"I find it helps me concentrate."

"Would you take over the desk for a minute? I'd like to go outside and let out a healthy scream!"

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Your portfolio is down and your blood pressure is up.'