Stress Management Innovator Pillows

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Late/Too Late.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Monday around 9PM.

"Dude. You seem tense."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

White flag being waved around bosses door.

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'