Anti-stress Advocate Gifts

'Hard work may have a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.'

On holiday.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'You need some stress.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'No sweat shop'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

Death from Overwork.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Emergency yoga

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Coronavirus crisis

Anxiety/More Anxiety

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"I'm really trying not to bring my work home with me."