Stress Awareness Supporter Gifts

'Depressed, anxious about the future, feeling betrayed on all fronts...still enough about my problems, what can I do for you?'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Fight or Flight

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"I feel your pain."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Deadlines

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Why am I running?

Just don't let the old man get you down.