Anxiety Awareness Supporter Gifts

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"I always get anxious in large groups."

'I'm worried I'm becoming a worry wort.'

'Now's not a good time. I'll never rest in peace because I have anxiety!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Fight or Flight

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

No Immediate Danger

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"You dropped yer wallet."

Flu vaccine.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Nervous Student

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Pencil eraser."

'You have a fauxbia.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

Bring your problems to work day.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."