Anxiety Awareness Advocate Gifts

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

Worst case of stress I've ever seen!

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"No bellini for me. I'm being fuled by Xanax."

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

"Doctor, I'm beside myself with worry."

There are days, hours, ........ split seconds, when the world itself wobbles.

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

This isn't funny anymore...

Bob was embarrassed by his nervous tick

The inner bug

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Flu vaccine.

"You dropped yer wallet."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Nervous Student

'You have a fauxbia.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."