Anxiety Enthusiast Gifts

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Six Degrees of Separation Anxiety

'Mya, you'll go nuts worrying about all the things you can do nothing about!'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Hell: The Airport"

Neurotics in the tropics

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Pencil eraser."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

"A mouse! A mouse!"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''