Anxiety Enthusiast Gifts

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Six Degrees of Separation Anxiety

'Mya, you'll go nuts worrying about all the things you can do nothing about!'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Neurotics in the tropics

"Pencil eraser."

"Hell: The Airport"

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"A mouse! A mouse!"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'