Anxiety Management Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

Flu vaccine.

Monday around 9PM.

Tipping Pain Chart

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

'I told you he had a temper.'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I find it helps me concentrate."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'