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"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

Flu vaccine.

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Tipping Pain Chart

Monday around 9PM.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"I find it helps me concentrate."

Executive Panic Room.

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."