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'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"You call that worrying?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."