Anxiety Expert T-Shirts

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Dude. You seem tense."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Hypochondria Hospital

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Concern Chart

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."