Anxiety Analysts T-Shirts

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Pencil eraser."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Concern Chart

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Parental Anxiety

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"