Anxiety Analysts Pillows

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

"Pencil eraser."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Concern Chart

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Parental Anxiety

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"