Anxiety Analyzer Pillows

"From 3 a. m. to four-thirty, I have you wondering if everything in your life has been a mistake."

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"I think I may have stood next to someone who might have been near a place where they suspect one of their customer's partners could have had a temperature... So I've come for a Covid test."

"The thing that should bother me don't - should I be worried?"

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

'We're looking for someone who has enormous confidence during the day and who wakes up worried sick at night.'

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Hypochondria Hospital

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"You call that worrying?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."