Anxious Ailment Checker Pillows

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Awkward First Dates

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"You call that worrying?"

"I feel we're making progress."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

Parental Anxiety

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."