Anxious Ailment Checker Mugs

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Awkward First Dates

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Hypochondria Hospital

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I feel we're making progress."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

Parental Anxiety

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."