Health Anxiety Explorer Pillows

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Hell: The Airport"

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Caption Contest TK

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."