Exam Anxiety Explorer Pillows

'Average A-level passes of grade B, well yes I suppose you are a failure'

Computer Room.

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Hell: The Airport"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Waiting for the results.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'