Exam Anxiety Explorer Mugs

'Average A-level passes of grade B, well yes I suppose you are a failure'

Computer Room.

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Evil Exams!

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Hell: The Airport"

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Waiting for the results.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

Exam Room.