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Drummer auditions today 1:00-4:00

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Hell: The Airport"

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Casting Director

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'So, did I get the job?'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'Congratulations. All but one of you has been short listed.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"Your answers sound rehearsed!"

"Now. Hear. This."

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'Average A-level passes of grade B, well yes I suppose you are a failure'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''