Anxiety Explorers Pillows

"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."

Always Rushing Into Something Without Thinking First Phobia.

"Hell: The Airport"

"These are the Fortneys. The Fortneys are young worrieds."

Yeah, I'm worried all the time, too --- I wish we'd never invented the future tense! (Published originally on January 12, 1998.)

Beware of something to be named later.

I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Mood Swings.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Hypochondria Hospital

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Pencil eraser."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"You call that worrying?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"My main worry is my anxiety."