Anxiety Enthusiasts Pillows

"Do they know we're rats?"

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Pencil eraser."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"A mouse! A mouse!"

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Anxiety/More Anxiety

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -