Anxiety Enthusiasts Gifts

"Do they know we're rats?"

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"Pencil eraser."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"You call that worrying?"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"A mouse! A mouse!"

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

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