Anxiety Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

Food chain.

Agoraphobic Explorer

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

'Has the news finished yet?'

Safe harbour

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

Pre-minstrel Tension.

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

Bubbie's parrot

People go out of their way to hurt me phobia: 'Believe me, Carpenter, when I fired you I didn't have the faintest idea it was your birthday.'

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"Well, the MRI confirms it: you have a shy bladder."

Want to go see "Ant-Man," little buddy? NO WAY!!! My whole life, I've had this recurring nightmare where I shrink and shrink and shrink

Maximum Insecurity Prison

Danger

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

"Before we begin, would you like a prozac?"

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

'You seem much better since they upped my medication.'

Cartooning for Psychopaths.