Anxiety Humorists Gifts

Pre-minstrel Tension.

Safe harbour

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

Superhero with Acrophobia

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

Fakir Shrink.

Psychobabble.

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Agoraphobic Explorer

Shrink's Summer Job

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."