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Pre-minstrel Tension.

Safe harbour

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Fakir Shrink.

Psychobabble.

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Shrink's Summer Job

Agoraphobic Explorer

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."