Interview Anxiety Conqueror Pillows

'Your first interview, Mr Jason?'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Evil Exams!

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Your stress is stress-related.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'My strength lies in my ability to deny my weaknesses.'

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Number Phobia.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."