Anxiety Conquerors Pillows

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

'Did I get this right? You fear that there's a hedge fund manager in your cupboard ready to take over your company at the first opportunity?'

Therapist gets left with a patient's anxiety problems after helping them.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Fight or Flight

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Your stress is stress-related.

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Neurotics in the tropics

'You have a fauxbia.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Hell: The Airport"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'