Anxiety Conquerors Prints

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

'Did I get this right? You fear that there's a hedge fund manager in your cupboard ready to take over your company at the first opportunity?'

Therapist gets left with a patient's anxiety problems after helping them.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Flu vaccine.

Your stress is stress-related.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Neurotics in the tropics

'You have a fauxbia.'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."