Exam Anxiety Survivor Pillows

"You hear it here, Liz: If I get through this torture today I swear I'll never give my kids another test."

"I really hate true-false tests. True-false tests hurt my nose."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Evil Exams!

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Waiting for the results.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Undergraduate and don

Exam Room.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'