Modern Anxieties Analyst T-Shirts

Give the gift of clever comfort with t-shirts designed for modern anxieties analysts—perfect for casual days when they want to wear their mental health pride and sense of humor.

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"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history." mockup

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history." mockup

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history." mockup

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history." mockup

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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Worry tank mockup

Worry tank mockup

Worry tank mockup

Worry tank mockup

Worry tank

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Crap from the future.

Crap from the future. mockup

Crap from the future. mockup

Crap from the future. mockup

Crap from the future. mockup

Crap from the future.

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Free-Floating Anxiety

Free-Floating Anxiety mockup

Free-Floating Anxiety mockup

Free-Floating Anxiety mockup

Free-Floating Anxiety mockup

Free-Floating Anxiety

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Modern Life Blues

Modern Life Blues mockup

Modern Life Blues mockup

Modern Life Blues mockup

Modern Life Blues mockup

Modern Life Blues

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"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

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"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying." mockup

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying." mockup

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying." mockup

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying." mockup

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

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Hypochondria Hospital

Hypochondria Hospital mockup

Hypochondria Hospital mockup

Hypochondria Hospital mockup

Hypochondria Hospital mockup

Hypochondria Hospital

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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"Hell: The Airport"

"Hell: The Airport" mockup

"Hell: The Airport" mockup

"Hell: The Airport" mockup

"Hell: The Airport" mockup

"Hell: The Airport"

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!" mockup

"Oh no, not another pandemic!" mockup

"Oh no, not another pandemic!" mockup

"Oh no, not another pandemic!" mockup

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia." mockup

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia." mockup

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia." mockup

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia." mockup

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker" mockup

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker" mockup

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker" mockup

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker" mockup

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

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"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?" mockup

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?" mockup

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?" mockup

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?" mockup

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

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'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

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"You call that worrying?"

"You call that worrying?" mockup

"You call that worrying?" mockup

"You call that worrying?" mockup

"You call that worrying?" mockup

"You call that worrying?"

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"I feel we're making progress."

"I feel we're making progress." mockup

"I feel we're making progress." mockup

"I feel we're making progress." mockup

"I feel we're making progress." mockup

"I feel we're making progress."

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"Very funny." mockup

"Very funny." mockup

"Very funny." mockup

"Very funny." mockup

"Very funny."

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"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

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"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email." mockup

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email." mockup

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email." mockup

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email." mockup

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

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"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change." mockup

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change." mockup

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change." mockup

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change." mockup

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

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"My main worry is my anxiety."

"My main worry is my anxiety." mockup

"My main worry is my anxiety." mockup

"My main worry is my anxiety." mockup

"My main worry is my anxiety." mockup

"My main worry is my anxiety."

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Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy". mockup

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy". mockup

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy". mockup

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy". mockup

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

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"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter." mockup

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter." mockup

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter." mockup

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter." mockup

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

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Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing mockup

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing mockup

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing mockup

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing mockup

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

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Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power". mockup

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power". mockup

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power". mockup

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power". mockup

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

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"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

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"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell." mockup

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell." mockup

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell." mockup

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell." mockup

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

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A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection. mockup

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection. mockup

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection. mockup

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection. mockup

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

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"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles." mockup

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles." mockup

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles." mockup

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles." mockup

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

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"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?" mockup

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?" mockup

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?" mockup

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?" mockup

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

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'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?' mockup

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?' mockup

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?' mockup

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?' mockup

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

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