Modern Anxieties Analyst Gifts

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Worry tank

Crap from the future.

Modern Life Blues

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Hypochondria Hospital

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I feel we're making progress."

"Very funny."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''