Anxiety Journalist Gifts

Cold Comfort Books

"You dropped yer wallet."

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Hypochondria Hospital

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Neurotics in the tropics

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'