Anxiety Journalist Mugs

Cold Comfort Books

"You dropped yer wallet."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

Neurotics in the tropics

"Hell: The Airport"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"My main worry is my anxiety."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"