Anxiety Analyst Gifts

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

Now playing... everything you said at the party.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

'I can't shake the feeling that if we're right on the money, we must be wrong somewhere else.'

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"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

Agnes is haunted by an email that she received 14 days ago and meant to respond to, but continued to put off, and now is wondering if it might just be too late to respond to at all.

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

Hypochondria Hospital

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

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'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Does he know something I don't?'

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ."

Plandemic: An uncontrolled outbreak of planning triggered by the identification of plausible new ways to die. Main symptoms: desire to hold press conferences, followed by either mass inoculation or compulsive stockpiling.

"Now, I'm not saying you're a hypochondriac, but we need to purchase a whole new data server to store all your health records."

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

The end is not near - so cope!

'This compulsion to check you've always locked you can door...how long have you...?

'Coffee doesn't keep me awake but coffee prices, gas prices, grocery prices. . . they certainly do!'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

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"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'