"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"
Anxiety Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the anxiety observer? Our selection celebrates the vigilance and creativity of those who notice what others might overlook. From witty prints to cozy pillows, find unique gifts that resonate with their attentive spirit and add a touch of humor to their daily routine.
"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
"Say, when did you get so fluff?"
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
No Immediate Danger
"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."
'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
"But what if this is all there is?"
"You dropped yer wallet."
Free-Floating Anxiety
"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."
"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."
Hypochondria Hospital
Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.
"Pencil eraser."
"Hell: The Airport"
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'
"Oh no, not another pandemic!"
"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"
"You call that worrying?"
"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"
"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
"Sad really. He's scared of heights."
"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."
Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing
Phrenological matrimonial bureau
"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."
"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."
"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."
"My main worry is my anxiety."
Anxiety Observer Gifts Collection
Anxiety Observer Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for designs that resonate with the keen-eyed and witty souls. Perfect for daily reminders and laughs.
Anxiety Observer Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and personality to any space, perfect for the attentive and creative observer in your life.
Anxiety Observer Prints
Discover prints that celebrate observant and creative spirits, adding humor and insight to their home or office decor.
Anxiety Observer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt selection for witty and creative designs that suit the anxiety observer’s fun personality.