Psychological Observer Gifts

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Glance Exchange

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

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State Budget.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Life and Death

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Nervous at a party.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'