You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.
Human Behavior Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by human behavior? Our collection celebrates the art of observation with witty designs that poke fun at personality quirks and social nuances. Ideal for friends or colleagues who enjoy analyzing what makes people tick, these thoughtful and humorous items add a touch of insight and fun to everyday life.
"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."
"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."
"It took years of practice, but I can now maintain a credible caring expression while dealing with excruciating boredom. So what were you saying about your mother?"
Dog Park / Cat Park
"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."
"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
'It's almost as if they knew!'
Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'
"What? Don't yuck my yum!"
The life of penguins.
"Teach me not to care."
The revenge of Russell
"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"
Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.
"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."
Hyenas as Pets
"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."
"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."
FISH ESCAPE.
The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.
"Bad dog!"
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"
Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."
Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!
House cats touring the African safari.
"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."
"What's another word for evolution?"
"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."
"I think she's really into you."
Human Behavior Observer Gifts Collection
Human Behavior Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for human behavior observers—perfect for anyone who loves amusing insights into how people tick. Find the ideal mug today!
Human Behavior Observer Pillows
Add humor to their home with pillows that showcase amusing takes on human behavior. Perfect for those who love a good laugh about life's social quirks.
Human Behavior Observer Prints
Decorate their space with prints inspired by the amusing aspects of human nature. Perfect for anyone fascinated by what makes people tick.
Human Behavior Observer T-Shirts
Looking for a fun gift? Check out our t-shirts celebrating human quirks and social nuances—great for friends who enjoy observing and understanding human nature.