Quirky Behavior Observer Gifts

Latter-day saints

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Penguin

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

The revenge of Russell

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Hyenas as Pets

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Bad dog!"

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"I think she's really into you."

House cats touring the African safari.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."