Quirky Behavior Observer Pillows

Latter-day saints

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Penguin

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

The life of penguins.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Teach me not to care."

The revenge of Russell

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Bad dog!"

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"I think she's really into you."