Quirky Behavior Appreciator Pillows

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'

'I said point, not poke!'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Rhino bird in the rain

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Chameleon.

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Latter-day saints

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

Taste buds

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

Beware of Anthropomorphic Dog

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

'I have a phobia of couches'

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

'Welcome to our staff, Ms. Newborn. There are a few things you should know about us from the outset. I'm a hummer... Mr Bellencourt is a whistle...And Morton, over there by the window, screams from time-to-time.'

'Sweetheart, I love everything about you. Except for your naming you Doug.'

'How long have you had that cold on your chest?'

"He's a non-conformist"