Quirky Behavior Appreciators Pillows

'Welcome to our staff, Ms. Newborn. There are a few things you should know about us from the outset. I'm a hummer... Mr Bellencourt is a whistle...And Morton, over there by the window, screams from time-to-time.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I said point, not poke!'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

House Broken.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Rhino bird in the rain

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Chameleon.

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Latter-day saints

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

Taste buds

'Come on, push me: I did it for you...'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

Beware of Anthropomorphic Dog

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

"On a positive note, we'll walk out of here half an inch taller."

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

'I have a phobia of couches'

'Sweetheart, I love everything about you. Except for your naming you Doug.'

'How long have you had that cold on your chest?'

'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'