Quirky Habits Admirer Pillows

'Oscar! You just have to get closer to your spittoon!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"Have we got a show for you!"

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Concert pianist.

Frank Gehry's backyard