Quirky Habit Admirer Pillows

'The water shortage began it - Then somehow, the habit of sharing-a-bath stuck...'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Concert pianist.

Frank Gehry's backyard

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'Elevator'

Balloons tied to a moustache.