Quirky Habit Enthusiast Pillows

Naked bowling in the living room

"Sweetie, you know I can’t sleep without mariachi noise."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Llama training

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

You too can juggle.

Circus News

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"