Peculiar Habit Lover Pillows

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Storage Unit of Love

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'Look. I fetch it - I get to read it first.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

I buy anything.

"You're in my spot!"

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

Post-Modern Parenting

Drying your hands on trousers.

'Hoping to impress his date, Richard shows her his collection of toenail clippers,,,'

I started biting my lip...and look where that got me!

I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing.

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"